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Bob Kerr: What’s needed is more of the real stuff

01:00 AM EDT on Friday, June 26, 2009

One huge problem with Twin River is that it keeps the seedy desperation out of sight. The slot parlor is all by itself out there off Route 146 in Lincoln, so the hard, sweaty downside has no real place to settle in and give us the full human sweep of gambling misery.

Just ask yourself when was the last time you visited the semi-casino-by-the-dog-track and found someone sleeping on a bench, hustling loose change, handing out sex brochures or trying to pawn an Escalade?

My guess is never.

So the experience is diminished. Right from the start, Twin River put itself in a hole by being too far removed from the very things that say “big-time place to gamble.”

On an early spring day a couple of decades back, a man sat on a bench near the threadbare Brunswick Hotel just yards from the Atlantic City boardwalk and its sparkling casinos. He tossed stale bread to pigeons and pointed out the obvious — that none of the money piling up by the millions in the casinos was headed in the direction of the Brunswick Hotel.

And in Las Vegas, the other place where the agony and the ecstasy are never far apart, two guys traded elbows in a struggle to get sex brochures into the hands of a guy from Fall River who was standing next to his wife.

“Sweet Sensations — The Naughtiest Girls in Las Vegas. Call 24 Hours.”

On the other side of the Vegas Strip, a man groaned, rolled over on a bus stop bench and spit between his empty rye bottle and the feet of passing strangers.

It’s all there, the full package of hustle and despair. It’s gambling as it should be — with everyone showing what their chosen games can do.

Twin River? It’s like a highway service area with slot machines. Pull in, mess up your immediate future, get angry and haul the damage back home.

It’s so dull — Rhode Island’s commuter casino.

And now it’s busted. Twin River has done to itself what it has tried to do to tens of thousands of others. It has become a loser. It has bet too heavily on bad choices. It has filed for bankruptcy.

So what now? How does a minor league casino continue to bring people in when it can’t even cover its own bets?

There are now commercials on the radio to dispel any doubts roadside gamblers might have. Lottery Director Gerald Aubin says in the commercials that he wants to assure Twin River patrons that their gaming experience will remain unchanged.

And that’s supposed to be good news? What gaming experience is there? Betting at Twin River is about as exciting as tossing quarters into the basket at a toll booth.

Perhaps it will just take time. A casino can’t be plunked down in the middle of very little and expect to have instant high-roller cachet. Some years will have to pass, some auxiliary businesses allowed to move in and develop within stumbling distance of the slots. Real character can’t be installed like a blackjack table.

We might not know that Twin River has truly come back, truly claimed a place as a real gambling destination, until the first pawn shop opens in Lincoln.

Or hooker busts increase.

Or Lincoln police start spending a lot more time telling people there’s no sleeping on bus stop benches.

Eventually, gamblers might be able to come to Twin River and leave everything right there — their money and all the physical and emotional spills that go with it.

Then we’ll know there’s something special going on.

bkerr@projo.com

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