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01:00 AM EDT on Sunday, October 1, 2006

David Sedaris with a monkey on his shoulder. He brings his off-kilter sense of humor to PPAC tomorrow night for a reading of new material.

Monologuist and author David Sedaris of National Public Radio fame will perform new material tomorrow night at 8 at Providence Performing Arts Center.
Not everyone can point to the precise time his life turned around.
But David Sedaris can. It was Dec. 23, 1992, when National Public Radio’s Morning Edition broadcast Sedaris reading The SantaLand Diaries, his hilarious account of working as an elf named Crumpet at Macy’s SantaLand in New York.
Before then, Sedaris was getting by on a series of odd jobs: apartment cleaner, mover, elf. But once SantaLand was unleashed upon the world, everything changed — it was as though his sardonic humor had just been waiting to find its audience.
“The phone started ringing and it never stopped,” Sedaris told interviewers.
He has since written four books, become a regular contributor to National Public Radio, written plays with his sister, the actress and writer Amy Sedaris, and received two Grammy nominations for spoken-word recordings. One reviewer called him “Garrison Keillor’s evil twin.”
Sedaris, who now divides his time between Paris, Normandy and London, is coming to the Providence Performing Arts Center tomorrow at 8 p.m. (Meanwhile, more Sedaris is on the way: The Sandra Feinstein-Gamm Theatre in Pawtucket is presenting two monologues based on Sedaris’ writings, The SantaLand Diaries and Season’s Greetings, starting Nov. 24.)
Generally, in his theater appearances Sedaris will read new work for about an hour, then answer questions, and finally sign copies of his books. Occasionally he will spice up the routine with a wicked twist, such as the time in California that he let cigarette smokers get their books signed first.
“Oh, I got in so much trouble,” Sedaris, a dedicated smoker, said over the phone from his apartment in Paris. “But smokers have been bullied so much, I thought they could use a little treat. Besides, they don’t live as long as everyone else, so their time is more valuable.”
Sedaris likes to bunch up his readings into a literary blitzkrieg, hitting 30 cities in 30 days, although occasionally the scheduling will give him a day off.
“I’m reading out loud for an hour. In the great scheme of things, that’s not very hard,” he said. “And answering questions about yourself? That’s just called fantasy come true.”
Sedaris said he’s turned off by the aggressive energy of stand-up comedy, adding that he thinks of his appearances as readings, not performances. But a listen to David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall, recorded in 2002, reveals a performer with a finely honed sense of comic timing who knows perfectly well how to get a laugh.
If you go see Sedaris, don’t expect to hear old favorites. Sedaris reads new material, road testing it before publication and rewriting stories in his hotel room between readings.
“I read with a pencil in my hand, and I make notes while I’m reading, although I don’t want it to be too obvious,” Sedaris said. “Sometimes I’ll think, ‘Man, that was a really boring paragraph. It didn’t add anything to the story.’ But you don’t really know until you hear it. . . .
“Sometimes I’ll read a story four or five times and prove to myself I can get a laugh, and then I’ll see what it’s like to live without it, to dig a little deeper and add an observation that’s not funny but makes it a better story.”
But he doesn’t want to give up on the laughter entirely.
“I go to other people’s readings, and all you hear is coughing,” he said. “I guess my feeling is that if people aren’t making some kind of noise, then they’re not really listening.”
Sedaris can be flat-out hilarious when he wants to be, such as his observations about learning French in Me Talk Pretty One Day. In a piece called “Jesus Shaves,” he and his fellow classmates try to explain Easter in their mangled French: “It is a party for the little boy of God who call his self Jesus,” says one.
“He die one day and then he go above of my head to live with your father,” another chimed in.
But Sedaris has become best known for his autobiographical essays, describing his eccentric family in writing that can turn on a dime from very funny to surprisingly poignant. In “Repeat After Me,” an essay about his sister Lisa and her parrot, from Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Sedaris wonders about using his own family as a constant source of material.
“Your life, your privacy, your occasional sorrow — it’s not like you’re going to do anything with it. Is this the brother I always was, or the brother I have become?” he wrote. At the end of the story, he imagines himself (“a small, evil man”) teaching Lisa’s parrot to say, “Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me.”
Sedaris is invariably hardest on himself. Reading him, it seems as though he spares himself no embarrassing moment, ignores no character flaw.
“It’s harder to be critical of others when you let yourself off scot-free,” he said. “Also, that’s the way I am in life. My boyfriend, Hugh, is a much better person than I am. I feel most people are better people than I am.”
For those who wonder if success will spoil Sedaris, who so often portrays himself as a misfit outsider, Sedaris has a solution — move to another country.
“I could live here for the rest of my life, and I’d never be considered French,” he said. “I’ll see something in a window and think, ‘Oh, that would improve my life.’ But that would mean having to talk to someone to get it. So I don’t.”
Sedaris said he always shows his family what he’s written before publication, to make sure they have no objections. But they have found there are unintended consequences.
“My older sister will go to a dinner party and people will say, ‘Oh, I know all about you.’ Well, they don’t know all about her,” Sedaris said. “. . . I met one fellow at a book signing who said he tried to call my brother at 2 in the morning and this [angry] woman answered. I said, ‘That would be his pregnant wife.’ He said he was drunk and he thought it would be fun. It never occurred to me anyone would do that.”
A few years ago, Sedaris pulled the plug on plans to make a movie based on his writing.
“I go to the movies just about every day,” he said. “If they made a movie out of my writing, I could never watch that movie. It would just be a movie I could never get to watch, so I thought, ‘What’s the point?’
The whole memoir business has been thrown into disarray lately by the revelation that some writers — James Frey is the most notable example — have not exactly been telling the whole truth.
Sedaris said either Time or Newsweek called him for a quote after the Frey story broke.
“When something like that happens, my first thought is, ‘Oh, thank God it wasn’t me,’ ” Sedaris said. “I think memoirs are the last place you’d look for the truth. All autobiography is self-serving in one degree or another. I exaggerate wildly. If you want the truth, go to Hugh.”
Sedaris said that after Frey, fact-checking departments for magazines such as The New Yorker went into overdrive.
“It killed me to have to tell the truth so much after that happened,” Sedaris said. “It did give me new respect for nonfiction writers and reporters. It’s hard to tell the truth.”
Sedaris is still keeping track of life in his ever-present diary, but he’s also started writing a series of fable-like stories with animal protagonists, a way to move from essays into fiction. Sedaris said it hasn’t been easy.
“I set up rules for myself in advance. Squirrels can’t have names, so they have to have a relationship,” he said. “So it’s a squirrel and her sister; it’s ‘The squirrel said’ and ‘Her sister said.’ ”
So why not make life easier and just relax the rules?
“A squirrel with a name, to me, that’s creepy,” Sedaris said. “My squirrels can have jobs and stuff, but they can’t have names. A squirrel named Doris, that’s a whole different thing.”
Sedaris, who has said in the past he has a 10-page attention span, said people expect him to try a novel.
“I’m supposed to, but I don’t know how to make that happen,” he said. “I read them all the time, but I can’t understand how someone can sustain their interest for that long, how you can get someone to turn the page from 238 to 239.
“People turn my pages because there are just eight of them and you think — why not?”
David Sedaris comes to the Providence Performing Arts Center tomorrow at 8 p.m. Admission is from $29 to $39. For tickets, call (401) 421-2787 or go to www.ppacri.org. For information about the Feinstein-Gamm performances of Sedaris monologues, Nov. 24 –Dec. 24, call (401) 723-4266 or go to www.gammtheatre.org.
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